(Source: champagnesuperkonrad, via noonturnsmidnight)
if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry
(via holmes-sweet-holmes)
fuks:
disney on ice is scary
story for you
my family took me to see disney on ice when i was 6
about a minute after it started i started screaming and clamped my hands over my ears and wouldn’t do anything so my dad took me outside and i cried and it was because it was too loud
and so i spent the whole time with my dad playing with a water fountain
best day
(via mymphr)
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
(Source: joshfrancesgay, via homosaurus-winchester)
*is at the movies with a hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around them* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front*
(via adarkfenner)
#Dean is a professional poker face runner #Sam is just like LOL FUCK THIS SHIT I DON’T WANT THIS TAKE ME BACK TO STANFORD
(via jonsbutt)
sticks and stones may break my bones but dean and sam will never get to hug their mother again
(via thebandlover)
